Monday, March 11, 2013

Spanish Fads

I spend enough time with Spanish tweens to typically keep up with whats "cool" and "hip" (gosh I sound like my Dad...) From my observation, fads in Spain seem to spread like wildfire, and the amount of time it takes for something to get popular here is far less than in the States. Also, while it might be hard to believe, the following fads not only exist with teenagers but with the old AND the young. And me.

1. Whatsapp
This is a convenient way that everyone uses to get around super expensive text-messaging plans. Smart phones are fairly cheap here, which makes it possible for people to get this instant chat messenger. Its like text messaging, only faster and better. I know that whatsapp is not a Spanish thing, but I include it in the Spanish fads because everyone who is anyone here has whatsapp. Chatting with your friends? On whatsapp. Need to arrange a meeting? On whatsapp. Discussing work issues with a coworker? On whatsapp. Bored? On whatsapp. Or, as an Andaluz would say; wassa. 

2. British/American flag paraphernalia
"I love London! Nope, I've never been."

I see it EVERYWHERE. Whether its sweatshirts, pants, purses, belts, earrings, pencil cases, phone covers, or even shoes, to be in possession of stuff with either the Union Jack or the Star Spangled Banner printed on it is a must. Even better if you can manage to stylishly represent both at the same time, and of course it doesn't matter if you have ever visited the country in question.
To confirm this, I innocently asked one of my London, England sweatshirt-bearing students when/if she had been to London. She answered (haughtily) that no she hadn't, but es la moda. (Its the fashion).


When in doubt, wear both flags AT THE SAME TIME


3. Pou
When my students first began asking me, "Leah, tienes pou?" I was clueless of what they were talking about... but after about the fifth person asked, I decided to investigate this thing called pou.  Should I be embarrassed to admit that I am now the proud owner of the tamagatchi resembling blob-like creature called a pou?  Like tamagatchi, you must feed your pou, play games with it, put it to sleep, and dress it. Unlike tamagatchi, pou has inexplicably spread to all generations, with Spanish people as young as seven and as old as 60 playing. Its completely pointless, utterly silly, but surprisingly addicting.

Hello, Pou


A few other random fads:


-The Simpsons. Spain is about 10(?) years behind the rest of the world when it comes to the Simpsons, who are surprisingly popular here. The funny thing is, they have no idea that The Simpsons in the US have essentially come and gone in popularity.

-Katy Perry. Yes, she is popular everywhere. But I've NEVER seen fans as enthusiastic and widespread as the 13 year old female Spanish population.

-Leggings...no matter the shape, size, or age. I've never been much of a prude, but seriously? Some people could leave a little bit more up to the imagination.






Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Chirigota groupie: Cadiz Carnaval 2013




This past week was Cadiz Carnaval, or as one of my friends put it; the Most Wonderful Time of the Year. What could be better than day after day of dressing up, letting go of reality, and hitting the streets with your friends? It almost gives the Biblical phrase, "Let us eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we shall die" a literal meaning for me. The entire week I ate, drank, and was merry and now I am in bed with a fever feeling like I am going to die. I wouldn't take it back for the world. However, for me its not so much the partying that calls my attention as the pure arte gaditano in the form of singing groups (chirigotas, comparsas, coros, quartets, etc) that compete for weeks leading up to carnaval then spend the entire week performing all throughout the streets. 

While many of the chirigotas are difficult to understand at first (they are full of local jokes and colloquialisms that even other Spaniards from outside of Cadiz have difficulty catching), one of my favorite pastimes is choosing a few quality groups and learning their songs. With the help of my Spanish peeps who translate from local Spanish in actual Spanish I have been able to get a good grip on a few of the chirigotas, and have come up with what I consider to be the 3 main elements of a chirigota:  

1. Politics 
Arguably the most important part of the chirigotas, you can't miss the chance to take a jab at Rajoy (Prime Minister of Spain), King Juan Carlos, the mayor, or basically any governmental or administrative office. The theme of 2013 seems to be Rajoy and his recortes, or budget cuts. The people especially bemoan the cuts in education and healthcare, furious that a ride in an ambulance now costs 5 euro as opposed to being free like before. (FIVE euros. I'm sometimes tempted to mention that its $500+ in the USA, but then what's the point of starting the typical USA vs SPAIN conversation?) 
With budget cuts being a hot topic this year, it makes sense that one of the most popular groups uses their chorus to respond loud and clear to Rajoy's cutbacks by telling him to "recortate un huevo". 



See those scissors, Rajoy? Better watch out. 


2. La Crisis
It's sad but true; the economic crisis in Spain is constantly at the top of everybody's mind. This is especially true in Cadiz, whom people have lovingly nicknamed "Capital iberamericano del desempleo", Iberian capital of unemployment. They sing about not being able to buy food for their families, about families losing their houses to the bank, and about not being paid at work. As the chorus of another group spells it out loud and clear:

Superamos los recortes de Rajoy y Zapatero
Superamos con el Cadiz por lo menos seis descensos 
Superamos al fin del mundo pero mas difícil va a ser;
Superar en 2013 al final del mes!


ROUGHLY translated:
We can overcome the cutbacks of Rajoy and Zapatero
We can deal with six relegations of the Cadiz soccer team
We can even reach the end of the world, but its going to be even more difficult to:
Make it to the end of the month (or next paycheck) in 2013!



Watch it here (0:44):






Highway to Cadiz: city of unemployment


3. R-rated material
Yes, a chirigota wouldn't be complete without the smattering of jokes that make prim and proper people blush and try to hide their laugh, and leaves gaditanos rolling on the floor with laughter. You can count on at least one joke about the male anatomy, and this year '50 Shades of Gray' makes multiple appearances. There's no need for more details... Lets just say that considering the other main topics of the chirigota, this provides much needed pure comic relief. It also shows the thin line that Spaniards constantly walk between funny and inappropriate. 


*gasp* did they really just say that??

All in all, I had a really great time enjoying the essence of Carnaval and basically becoming chirigota groupie #1:

Cadiz 3020: Los que acabaron el segundo puente
Los erasmus pocos y pario la abuela
Cadiz 3020: Los que acabaron el segundo puente
Las autenticas 

Los cabrones

Los erasmus pocos y pario la abuela

Los recortaos



Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Learning English with Party Games


Admittedly, teaching middle schoolers is not my preferred line of work (gasp!). I don’t envision myself doing it in the future, but here in Spain it’s a necessity. That being said, I might as well have fun with it, right? As my Dad would say, MTBOI. Make the best of it.

In my attempt to MTBOI, I have developed a collection of FUN ways to teach various skills. As I like to call it;

~Learning English with party games~

Yes, party games. Amazing, I've found one for almost every verb tense that I've taught, its just a matter of searching and brainstorming. Here there are - categorized by target skill! You are welcome.

Present Simple:
Who am I?
Players tape a piece of paper on their forehead with the name of a celebrity so that the rest of the group can see the name. They take turns asking yes/no questions about their unknown person to the rest of the class, such as; “Am I American? Do I make movies?” The first person to correctly guess their person wins. 

Present Continuous:
“I’m going to China and I’m bringing…”
The first person says, “I’m going to China and I’m bringing a (word beginning in A).” The next person continues, saying the first phrase and adding a word beginning with B, etc. It’s a childish, but this game can be fun if the kids get creative.

Past Simple of to be and Past Continuous:
Mafia
This has been one of the most popular games that I introduced in my class. Usually played with a deck of cards, I play with two “mafia”, two “detectives” and two “doctors” who I have chosen. The mafia have to choose who to kill while the rest of the “townspeople” are sleeping, and the detectives have to try to figure out who the mafia is before everyone is killed.  The children accuse one another of being the mafia, and the accused has to defend him or herself by answering the questions, “Where were you last night?” (past simple with to be) and “What were you doing last night?” (past continuous). The main downfall to this game is that players cheat, and they look around while they are supposed to be sleeping.

Present Perfect:
Two truths and a lie
This was another very successful game, in which I actually saw surprisingly good creativity. Taking turns coming to the board, students must write down 3 sentences about themselves in the present perfect. I.e. I have lived in America, I have ridden a motorcycle,… However, two must be true and one must be false. The other students then attempt to guess the false statement, saying; “You have never ridden a motorcycle.” After all the students have attempted to guess the false statement, the student reveals the answer and whoever guessed correctly receives one point. If nobody guesses correctly, the student who wrote the sentences receives a point.



Never have I ever (classroom appropriate)
There are various ways to play this game, the most common being holding up 5 or 10 fingers to begin and going around in a circle. However, I like to have all the students stand up to begin. The person who is “it” comes to the front of the classroom and begins eliminating students with true statements about himself in the negative present perfect. (“I have never swum in the ocean.”) Any student who has done the thing must sit down. The student continues making statements until only one person is left standing, and that person then becomes “it”.

Future with will:
M.A.S.H.
This is more of a middle school lunchroom game than a party game, but it turned out hilarious with my students and got enthusiastic participation. Do I really have to explain how to play?? Any Americans who grew up in the 90s have definitely played their fair share of MASH (Mansion, Apartment, Shack, House).  On the board or a piece of paper you must write MASH at the top of the page, and below you put categories such as spouse, city, job, pet, car, etc. Under each category you put four words, and it is more fun if at least one of them is ridiculous, such as alligator for pet or Brad Pitt for spouse. Decide on a “magic number”, then beginning with the M on MASH you begin counting and eliminating every word that lands on the “magic number” until you are left with one word in each category. Students then share the results saying; “I will marry Brad Pitt, I will live in Cadiz, I will be a teacher, etc.” It’s almost always hilarious and students practice future predictions with will.

Vocabulary, general skills:
Scattegories
Sometimes students can be surprising- in a good way. My students blew me away with the words they were able to come up with in Scattegories. For this game, categories are pre-chosen by the teacher (jobs, household items, verbs, etc). For each round there is a different letter chosen, and students have 2 minutes to think of words to fit the category that begin with the chosen letter. You can play as many rounds as you wish, using the same categories every time.

Draw, write, draw, write
Begin with a large piece of paper divided into sections horizontally. At the top section, students write a sentence (“The cow jumped over the moon”) Everyone  then passes the paper to their neighbor, who reads the sentence and below draws a picture of the sentence. Before they pass the paper again, they must fold it so that ONLY their drawing is visible. The next student then looks at the drawing and writes a sentence based on that drawing. (“The cow jumped over the moon” might become “The horse is skipping”). They then pass the paper, covering up the drawing above, so the next person ONLY sees what the previous person has written. The paper continuous around the circle like this, and it is hilarious to see how the sentence changes. 


Sunday, December 16, 2012

Andalusian charm

If someone were to ask me for a recommendation for a great trip in Spain, I wouldn't hesitate to recommend to them one of my favorite things: the white villages of Andalusia, or "Los Pueblos Blancos." Andalusia (specifically the provinces of Cadiz and Malaga) is known throughout the world for its aesthetically-pleasing whitewashed buildings that encase narrow streets and contain brightly colored plants in the windowsills. In addition, while Cordoba is the most famous for its open-air 'patios' covered in beautiful flowers, there are plenty of them to be found in many of the smaller Andalusian cities.

From the bigger, tourist-ridden, beachside Marbella in the province of Malaga to the mountainous, small, fairly unheard of Vejer de la Frontera in Cadiz, the beauty and charm of Andalucia never ceases to amaze me:

Andalusian plaza (Marbella)


Whitewashed street (Ronda)




Flowery windowsill (Arcos)


Andalusian Patio (Vejer de la Frontera)

I think that in some of these towns anyone can become a photographer. Well maybe not.. but on top of the great photo-ops provided by the city itself, many of these towns are in or surrounded by mountains and cliffs, which provides for some seriously amazing views. Surrounded by all the valleys and hills and beautiful landscape, its almost impossible to take a bad picture of the scenery. Here are a few of my favorites:

Arcos de la Frontera, a city on a mountain.

Ronda, surrounded by the greenest valleys.

You are on top of the world!! Living here, I don't think I would ever get tired of participating in one of Spain's simplest forms of entertainment: "dar un paseo" (take a walk). Despite the hills and frequent wind, walking around in these cities can take your breath away and allow you to have a 'mountain-top' experience.

Finally, of the main things that make the smaller Pueblos Blancos so appealing to me is that many of them are fairly untouched by tourists and still full of old unchanged Spanish charm. You get to see things the way they have been for years, instead of how they have been altered to cater to the needs of hordes of tourists. It sometimes feels like life has frozen in time, and you have stepped back with it.

If you want a beautiful, unique Andalusian adventure, as well as an opportunity to step away from the hustle and bustle of big city travel, I recommend that you take a weekend, pack your camera and your walking shoes, and head to one of Andalusia's White Villages.


In Arcos de la Frontera:
El guiri and la guiri. 


Sunday, November 25, 2012

Soy guiri, no soy tonta

One thing that you become familiar with very quickly being a foreigner in any other country is the attitude of the people towards foreigners and in my case, Americans in general. I've had a wide range of reactions from people who realize I'm not a local, most of them being extremely positive. However, there is one reaction that always makes me want to shout to the nearest listener; "Soy guiri, no soy tonta!" ("I'm a foreigner, I'm not stupid!")
"What are you, not from here or something??"

The first type of person is the one who TRIES to make you feel like an absolute idiot. In my experience this person is almost always someone whose job is to perform a service for you (banks, supermarkets, bus drivers, post office workers, etc.) and they just simply hate being bothered by a guiri who will slow them down or throw off their groove. 

For example, that time when you forget to weigh your fruit at the supermarket before checking out... No words are necessary, the look says it all.             

I mean, I'm sure we've all been there: that moment when you witness an awkward situation with a foreigner and unconsciously associate their confusion with a below average intelligence level. I don't think it's purposeful, but I do think that it's at times a natural phenomenon to look down on or condescend to someone in your country who is having difficulty with either the language or a simple everyday task.

Fortunately, the learning curve is quick. Because this is my second year here I more or less have things figured out. I can get by in society without too many social blunders and I can usually not be noticed right away as a "guiri". That is, until I open my mouth and begin talking.

This leads to the second type of person I encounter: the one who condescends subtly and unintentionally. While they mean no harm, its safe to say that I don't like being treated like an idiot. When I am explaining something or asking a question in my accented Spanish and the person decides to attempt to respond in English I simply cannot stand it. While they might be trying to "help" by speaking to me in English, the reality is that my Spanish is always far, far better than their level of English.

The other day at a store I had to give my (American) zip code to complete a purchase. Because I haven't used it in months, it took me a minute to remember. I laughed and explained (in Spanish) to the girl that I was having trouble remembering, but she took it upon herself to attempt to explain further; "Post Code. Where you from." Did she think I didn't understand the question? What part of "I can't remember my post code" implies that I don't understand the question? 


   "I can't tell if you're stupid, or just a guiri."

Or when I buy a coffee, ask the price (in Spanish) and they respond with "Un euro. One," all the while holding up one finger. Yes, thank you for the hand motions, as if I speak neither English NOR Spanish...
Also, if I ask the price in Spanish, wouldn't the assumption be that I understand the answer in Spanish?

Granted, despite these annoyances that I have, the overall attitude of the people is very welcoming towards foreigners, and for this I am thankful. Also, sometimes us guiris deserve the reputation we get. We often do stupid things, ask stupid questions, and generally makes fools of ourselves. Many times the silly things we do [see video below] cause people to stop and stare and ask "why?". There really is no good explanation except, "Soy Guiri, a veces soy tonta." 

Enjoy! 





Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Settling in.


I’ve been a bit out of touch with the world, so this post will serve as a general update of what I’ve been up to since arriving in Spain.

On September 18 I embarked on the long, tiring journey across the ocean and landed the next morning in Madrid where I had booked a hotel for a night so I could stay and do some sightseeing before heading down to Cadiz. I absolutely love the city, so despite battling jetlag and culture shock I made the most of the 2 days I had in the city before catching the night train to Cadiz:


La Puerta del Sol
Drinking coffee ::  Don Quixote

Once I made it back to Cadiz, I have to admit the first week was a bit rough. I think the shock of leaving friends/family/home combined with the sudden and complete independence that was thrust upon me is to blame for my overly stressed and emotional mental state the first week. However, life goes on and certain things had to be accomplished.


Task # 1: Find a place to live. The search for a "flat" took longer than it would have if I'd had any of the following: a phone, reliable internet, easy transportation, friends, an umbrella....(Fortunately in the end I was lent the umbrella!). However, after a long rainy tiring week of searching, a fellow Language Assistant and I stumbled upon the perfect place that we both were content with: It has a great view (her priority), and plenty of space (my priority) and is right on the beach:


Google maps street view of our place (top left corner)

 Bonus: The kitchen is superbly furnished (a step up from last years' accommodation)!






          Arguably the best feature is the patio and bedroom views.



Eating lunch on the patio

View from my BEDROOM window

"Task" # 2: Relaxation weekend  

After finding a place to live, I went on a small weekend vacation to Zahara de los Atunes, which is a small beautiful beachside village that is located on cliffs overlooking the ocean. The vacation was great timing, and I was able to rest a lot and try to mentally prepare to start work. 

On the balcony of the house I stayed at in Zahara


Task # 3: Start classes. Oh yeah, this is supposedly the whole reason I'm here... This year I teach in San Fernando, a small town that is a 20 minute bus ride from Cadiz. Thankfully I was able to arrange all my classes (including my private classes) to be Monday-Thursday so every week is a 3 day weekend! This year I teach a wide range, from 4-5 years old to 11-15 years. The classes can pretty much be summed up as so:


4-5 years: *Incessant adorable Spanish chattering* and multiple repeats of 'Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes' 


11-13 years: "Teacher, who is your favorite pop star? Teacher, do you have a boyfriend? Teacher, do you like Katy Perry?"


14-15 years: still awkward yet too-cool-for-school adolescent age...enough said.


These days my biggest annoyance is warding off the super pushy Spanish women who don't understand why I don't want to spend my every spare moment teaching English to the entire town. Everybody has a coworker who has a friend who has a sister who wants to learn English- all for a low price (it's for a FRIEND after all, and Spain is in a crisis). Its difficult to explain why I'm not currently looking for more work...


Sorry, I'm too busy taking long walks along the beach that is my front yard.